I am not sure if this was a veiled attempt to defeat a perceived threat to his job, as though massive waves of people would take up professional wildlife photography if he portrayed himself as content, or if he was just an asshole. I am inclined to think the latter is the case. The Law of Averages clearly states that if the subject is a) an American and b) is old enough to walk on his own, then that subject is almost assuredly a major puckered leather starfish, pulsing and throbbing through life just waiting to spew a load on anyone who gets too close.
I also happened across some filler in Wired magazine that gave me another lame idea to try out. Starting April 15th, 2000 NODATA will officially secede from the United States, and any and all subdivisions thereof. If you would like to be a citizen, mail for test and application to INS@nodata.com.